Me on My Computer:
Brother: What? What is it? Why are you laughing? Let me see. I want to see what you're doing. Let me see. I NEED TO KNOW.
Brother on the Desktop:
Me: *looks over*
Brother: *Minimizes everything, stares at me, demands to know why I'm looking*
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Trying to converse with adults:
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Me: Hi. Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE? HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS? DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE? DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS? YOU SHOULD GET A JOB. I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING. GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.