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Immigrants
Immigrants By Alexander Elliott “Come one, come all!” blared the TV. The commercial featured a forty-ish year old old fellow, who sported a gray, short cut beared and a standard hair cut. He continued, “God has willed us onto this exodus from this doomed planet! Out salvation resides in the heavens.” Following the man’s rant was a website URL and a phone number....
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I’ve finally discovered what I truly want most in life. Truth, information, and love. I type this out due to a memory deficiency, and so I can stay on the right track. To meet this goal, I must find myself with a degree of a major in biology and a minor in a social science, possibly archaeology, anthology, or sociology. Then I will seek work inside the government and work my way up. The...
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