snoipahkat: can you imagine pokemon like 20 years from now when they’ll probably have mastered virtual reality they’ll be us 30-40 year olds laughing maniacally jumping over downward ledges and riding bicycles indoors it’ll be anarchy
My mom watches HGTV, and I literally cannot go five minutes without making fun of the people that show up on the shows. THEY ARE SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS. Can’t please ANY of them worth jack shit. Some are the most flamboyant gays since America’s Next Top Model. Some have the logic of a rock. JUST WHY.
blueeyesbaddragon: archivemclurkmore: blueeyesbaddragon: stop kidding yourselves, if a zombie apocalypse really happened you’d be pissing yourself ((Slow, shuffling corpses bearing down on me with all the speed of watered-down molasses? Eh. I would not want to be CAUGHT, maybe, but I wouldn’t exactly be SCARED.)) what if they were the fast kind and what if you watched them devour your...
yourcreepyuncle: so I was in math class and we weren’t doing anything so I was playing around with my calculator my friend in front of me asked a question, and I put my calculator down on my desk without thinking about it, and started talking to her about the question the teacher comes over, talks to us about it, looks at my calculator and asks me “what is that?” all shocked like I didn’t...
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Okay Twilight I-
yourfavoritebrony: airoehead: oh. Don’t let go of the kite Twilight. there. Twilight stop. Twilight. You shouldn’t let go of the kite Twilight. Stop it. Twilight stop. Twilight, stop letting go. Twilight you shouldn’t let go of the kite. Stop it, Twilight. Twilight. Stop it. oh god that’s funny.
itsparamshayall: because you needed this on your blog … at night! hey look i’m reblogging this video at night
arceus died for ur sins
poke-problems: like dis post if u love arceus !!!! reblob if u want 2 go to pokemon heven!
forkquan: The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches what
sunshien: my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance hahaha i just read gay porn